Types of days:
- Sometimes entire days are shit. They start out as shit, shitty things happen all day, and you go to bed feeling like shit.
- Sometimes you wake up feeling like shit and then nice things happen and you feel better. Your day turns out to be pleasant and you go to bed smiling.
- Sometimes you wake up feeling lovely and then shitty things happen and you go to bed feeling like shit.
- And sometimes, you wake up feeling like shit, nice things happen, shitty things happen, nice things happen, and then you get into a huge argument with your spouse because he or she can never do or always does something you love/hate/don’t want to live with and your back to shitty again.
Number one, number three, and number four are regular occurrences. Number two is a phantasm, a myth perpetuated by media and television. Number two needs to be buried under a pile of shit from all of the other days, because number two doesn’t exist.
One guess which day I had yesterday. How about you?
P.S. My poop drawing appears to be diseased.