Things that don’t exist

things that don't exist

Types of days:

  1. Sometimes entire days are shit. They start out as shit, shitty things happen all day, and you go to bed feeling like shit.
  2. Sometimes you wake up feeling like shit and then nice things happen and you feel better. Your day turns out to be pleasant and you go to bed smiling.
  3. Sometimes you wake up feeling lovely and then shitty things happen and you go to bed feeling like shit.
  4. And sometimes, you wake up feeling like shit, nice things happen, shitty things happen, nice things happen, and then you get into a huge argument with your spouse because he or she can never do or always does something you love/hate/don’t want to live with and your back to shitty again.

Number one, number three, and number four are regular occurrences. Number two is a phantasm, a myth perpetuated by media and television. Number two needs to be buried under a pile of shit from all of the other days, because number two doesn’t exist.

One guess which day I had yesterday. How about you?

P.S. My poop drawing appears to be diseased.

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